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Sneak Peek at Barry Obama’s High School Report Card

Babe HuggettBarack Obama High School YearbookBABE HUGGETT: Thanks to all for the many letters and suggestions I have received from you NIP readers. Recently on the anniversary of President Obama’s first year in office I received the following report card from one of Obama’s high school teachers, a Mrs. M. She recently saw President Obama grading himself on national television. He was asked for his report card on his first year in office. She thought that NIP readers would be interested in seeing one of his high school report cards. We agreed and are passing it on to you.

Punahou School Report Card – 1979
Name: Barry Obama
Performance Effort
Reading: Daydreams in class and affects strange cadence when reading out loud.
D
D-
English: Absolutely hopeless as a writer and needs constant help in stringing together even the most basic of sentences. Failed the Public Speaking section for being too dependent on notes, refusing to make eye contact or to engage the audience in a genuine and meaningful way.
D-
F
Mathematics: Good on basic concepts but hopelessly uninterested in applying that information to real world economics or budgetary principles.
C-
D-
Geography: Interested in anywhere but the United States of America.
C-
D
History: Has regrettable tendency to rewrite American and English history to reflect personal bias but shows remarkable grasp of the French and Russian Revolutions.
D
D-
Civics: Shows little interest in US Constitution or understanding of the 3 branches of government.
F
F
Sports: Excels at basketball and is very aggressive on the court.
A
A
Social Skills: Although outwardly friendly, is secretive, oddly manipulative and does not let people know the “real” Barry Obama. Has a tendency to run from problems. Expects other people to clean up after him.
D-
D-
Secondary Language: Excels in Indonesian.
A
A
Elective Language: Excels in Arabic
A
A
Grade Average
D
D
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  1. Judy
    January 25th, 2010 at 19:58 | #1

    how do we know this is real? It is about what I suspected he would do but how many teachers leave that many comments on each subject?

  2. Babe Huggett
    January 25th, 2010 at 21:01 | #2

    Would it help you if I pointed out that the category my article is in is SATIRE? And, if you think the FICTIONAL Mrs. M was harsh, well, Rush Limbaugh wanted Obama to FAIL!!!

  3. Mee
    January 25th, 2010 at 21:09 | #3

    I think it’s a joke – DUH!! But it is still very funny 🙂

  4. Randy
    January 26th, 2010 at 11:59 | #4

    Great Satire! Even though it’s satire it is quite reflective the kind of personality that has been elected to our Nation’s highest office. I wonder why so many voters failed to engage their BS detectors before entering the voting booth. If a real Mrs. M. were to surface I am confident her report would move this satire to fact and reality.

  5. January 31st, 2010 at 23:02 | #5

    This is an obvious invention designed to incite racial tension.

  6. Babe Huggett
    February 1st, 2010 at 11:28 | #6

    Jeeze…lighten up, will you? Somebody needs a humor transplant. Besides, what race is supposed to get tense over this fun bit of satire? Obama’s white genes or his black genes?

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