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Van Jones to Be Nominated For Supreme Court Justice

Van Jones Supreme Court Nominee

Van Jones Supreme Court Nominee

WASHINGTON: With Justice John Paul Stevens announcing his retirement speculation is running rampant on who Obama’s nominee will be. The NIP has received inside information from a reliable source that the White House has already made its choice to be announced after laying the groundwork in the mainstream press.

Look next week for coverage of Justice Stevens accomplishments, already outlined in the San Francisco Chronicle today: preservation of abortion rights, support green legislation and climate issues, opposition to Guantanamo, and limits on the death penalty. As his positions are reiterated and emphasized they will build a foundation for Van Jones to be considered as Stevens’s replacement.

Jones is well known as an environmental advocate, civil rights activist and attorney. He currently serves as a senior fellow at the Center for American Progress, the George Soros-funded think tank. Jones’s work for the environment is well known, as is also his outstanding work (according to Valerie Jarrett) with STORM (Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement), a socialist group whose official Points of Unity “upheld revolutionary democracy, revolutionary feminism, revolutionary internationalism, the central role of the working class, urban Marxism, and Third World Communism.”

Jones’s appointment will advance Obama’s commitment to “fundamentally transform America.” Jones has proven that he:

  • Is a revolutionary dedicated to changing the system
  • Is dedicated to social, economic, and environmental justice
  • Believed US government complicit in September 11 attacks
  • Is a member of the Communist Party

His qualifications make him perfect as the next Obama appointee to the high bench.

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  1. Sam S
    April 10th, 2010 at 11:55 | #1

    “Don’t stop there. We gonna change the whole system… Give them the wealth! Give them the wealth!”

  2. Becca
    April 10th, 2010 at 15:21 | #2

    he’ll NEVER make it through the senate…glenn beck has already done a number on him…the people won’t allow it

  1. April 12th, 2010 at 17:19 | #1